Revolution of Evolution

Shades of grey rainbow

I know my baby luvs me

Is this as good as it gets?

This is as good as it gets

I know my baby luvs me

Is this as good as it gets?

This is as good as it gets

What I want

What we got

Is a revolution

Of evolution

What I want

What we got

Is puppy luv

Got me some puppy luv yeah

Now me and my girl we used to fight a lot

During our revolution of evolution

When all I see are shades of grey

What color does your rainbow make

I don’t believe in lies

Only what the future provides

I know my baby luvs me

Is this as good as it gets?

This is as good as it gets

I know my baby luvs me

Is this as good as it gets?

This is as good as it gets

What I want

What we got is a

Revolution

Of evolution

What I want

What we got

Is puppy luv

Got me some puppy luv yeah

Now me and my girl

We tend to drink a lot

Intoxicated

We like to get faded

Mind our P’s and Q’s

reminisce about the things we used to do

She makes the face

Non-verbal exchange

Two Shots of sex on the beach

Comes in close I can feel the heat

Now she’s my orange crush

We be so flush

I know my baby luvs me

Is this as good as it gets?

This is as good as it gets

I know my baby luvs me

Is this as good as it gets?

This is as good as it gets

What I want

What we got Is a

Revolution

Of evolution

What I want

What we got

Is puppy luv

Got me some puppy luv yeah

Me and my girl we like to dance a lot

I got the craving

Music starts playing

Bide my time she bites her lip

Place my hand upon her hip

When I dip you dip we dip

Some songs from the nineties seem to stick

I know my baby luvs me

This is as good as it gets

Is this as good as it gets?

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New Evidence Shows That Early Man Was All About Hotboxing Their Caves

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Huh. That’s something else. Archaeologists working in the Hindu Kush mountain range have unearthed 120,000 year old evidence that early man used cannabis. The team from Quad-i-Azam University in Pakistan discovered the cave, which contained Indica seeds and various other objects.

They also discovered resin inside of a jar, indicating that these people may not have been too different from us. We like hotboxing cars or small rooms, and they were all about hot boxing their caves apparently.

This is the oldest known instance of humans using cannabis to get high, but hemp has been used for thousands of years. Archaeologists have discovered 10,000 year old pottery with hemp rope inside, and it’s now believed that hemp could have been one of the first crops grown during the agricultural revolution.

When you think about how long we’ve utilized the plant for medicine, food, materials and recreation, it makes it seem so much sillier for us to be banning it. Don’t you think?

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Tainted Sanctuary

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Urban hunter has entered a sanctuary

Formidable cybernetic organism

Unable to decipher friend from foe

Sojourned this valley for many sun and moon

For I am kindred with these creatures of the forest

Countless endeavors in their homeland

Scent is a calling card

Known through the herd

Staring contest with a doe full of dread

A murderer is at large

Faceless Butcher

For this wanderer is surely lost

Seeking his vengeance to wreak havoc

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 Black birds watch over the deceased as mechanized insects perform the task of carcass reaping

Leaving only the skeleton to remind the vivacious of the lurking terror

Acknowledgement of a vicious crime

Crazed psychosis

Hunter becomes the hunted

Walk in tribal unison

Mimic the Indian

Dance in obscurity

Stalking ever so mindful

The gloom of my existence will be the last vision he would endure.

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While hiking in the woods with my dog I came across this deer carcass with a gun shot wound to the back of a its head left to be ravaged by the decay of natural order.  Its not my place to tell you whether or not to hunt.  I would just ask that you do so responsibly and for sustenance if need be.

Horizon

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Form and structure

The dude does not abide

No laws here

Just coincidence

Stranger then fiction

Con-flux of energy

Bounded forever with the unknown

Take a step towards the horizon

Impossible Goal to coexist

Shadowy figures stalk its supernova foe

Crash into the line where light and darkness fall in love

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Transform into the Beast

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Ohhh you and I

I Could take us there

It’s a matter of time

Life just isn’t fair

A locket of her hair

Panties left behind

The scent of her

Still in the air

Transform into the beast

Transform into the beast

Transform

Can you feel it now

I am feeling wild

Could you feel me

Could you see me coming

Sitting by the fire side

Used to be you and I

Could you feel me

Could you see my coming

The reflection of your eyes

I could see the fireflies

Transform into the beast

Transform into the beast

Transform

Can you feel it now

I am feeling wild

Take these chances

To get by

Young romances

Of this life

Slide to the left

Look back to the right

She was the one

To be my wife

Transform into the beast

Transform into the beast

Transform

Can you feel it now

I am feeling wild

Transform into the beast

Transform into the beast

Transform

Can you feel it now

I am feeling wild

Could you feel me

Could you see me coming

Sitting by the fireside

Used to be you and I

Could you feel me

Could you see me coming

The reflection of your eyes

I could see the fireflies

Transform into the beast

Transform into the beast

Transform

Can you feel it now

I am feeling wild

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Pastry Bandit

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4 pastries huh…

She lifts the bag

Then the adorable check out girl gives me the LOOK and smiles.

They don’t check the bag.  They actually never check the bag.  Even if they suspect you may be telling them an inaccurate pastry count they don’t want the hassle.  The reason I’d like to believe they don’t want the hassle is because they know the pastries are overpriced in the first place.

Rewind 5 minutes.

There I am at the Hunt Valley Wegmans with a stuffed bag of pastries.

The thing is, I’ve been staking out each checkout line to see which would be most suitable for this con.

5’7″ female Asian American adorable.

She fits the criteria perfectly.

For starters, if she makes a fuss I have the ability to flirt with her and smooth things over.  Secondly, I’m contemplating the idea of asking for her digits.

The thing is I’ve been incrementally stealing pastries from this joint for about 4 weeks now.

They are delicious, expensive, and never on sale.

Being a resourceful Jew, I created a pastry price algorithm based on the principle of PIE

The reason I chose this algorithm is because I infinitely love these pastries.  Soooo good.

They are 1 dollar a piece which really does not make sense.  Due to the variable size and ingredients of each pastry how can they all possibly cost 1 dollar each.  At most they should be .75 per and that’s in a high dividend yield pastry market.  Wegmans has decided not to apply the pastry variance theory whatsoever and deep down that really bothers me.

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Pastry Variance Theory:  Due to ingredients, size, and deliciousness of said item it will be priced accordingly.

THEY ARE ALL 1 dollar a piece how is that possible.  It’s not mathematically speaking.  Just another example of grocer negligence.

So, with that being said, I typically will take 7 pastries and tell them I have 4.

4 is a really good number.  I think 4 dollars for pastries is more then fair.  I’m on a budget after all.

On a side note I no longer eat pastries.  Apparently they are not healthy (Insert bunny ears emoticon here).

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Hidden Babylon

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Adam and Eve and an evil tree

There goes Johnny demon seed

Depending on which stories you believe

Had a psychiatrist who read comic books all day

Told me I had more levels than Jean Grey

I’d like to tell you I’m Xavier

But I don’t see what difference it would make

Guess it’s safe to say

I don’t believe in superheroes these days

Where did all the good thoughts go?

Confrontation with a man in a yellow sombrero

Apparently, his monkey George was curious

Sojourned through a psyche and was lost in the flats of consciousness

George’s creativity guided him through a maze of salt

He carved a new path

Everything he touched melted away into a brine

Taste of sodium in the back of a throat

A Resonating feeling of carrying the world had been lifted

Good thing we have apples to wash away the taste of Babylon

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