Zaphod Beeblebrox

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Sadness

Corrupts

Work ethic

Conducive process

Bureaucracy of paperwork

Printer is the phoenix

Rebirth of the mundane

Droves of Vogon Slapsticks

Blind to the world

Outside of this cell

From 6:01 P.M to 8:59 A.M

Where freedom

Still exists

A hitchhiker

Has a towel over his shoulder.

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Moments before stone

turned to stone

Gaze

From a distance

In the comfort of posturepedic

After shower

Fashion

Towel wrapped

Around her hair

The Length

Of snakes

Medusa

In the neon

Blends against a Hue of blue

Reflected

Elegance of beauty

Rapid Eye Movement

Heat sink

Triangulate

Luminescence in the glow of a closet

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Real

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All I know that is real

And they tell us

How to feel

All I know that is real

And they tell us

How to feel

Gonna do it anyways

Gonna have to find away

To make the great escape

Away from the man made.

I don’t really know

I don’t really care

Keep an even keel

Gotta represent

Gonna do it anyways

Gonna have to find a way

I don’t really know

I don’t really care

Keep an even keel

Gotta represent

Gonna do it anyways

Gonna have to find a way

If its dutch

Pure

Inside the bubbles is the cure

Feels so good

Leaves you wanting more

All I know that is real

And they tell us

How to feel

All I know that is real

And they tell us

How to feel

Gonna do it anyways

Gonna have to find away

To make the great escape

Away from the man made

I don’t really know

I don’t really care

Keep an even keel

Gotta represent

Gonna do it anyways

Gonna have to find a way

I don’t really know

I don’t really care

Keep an even keel

Gotta represent

Gonna do it anyways

Gonna have to find a way

If its Knob Creek

On the rocks is the cure

Feels so good

Leaves you wanting more

All I know that is real

And they tell us how to feel.

All I know that is real

And they tell us how to feel.

Gonna do it anyways

Gonna have to find away

To make the great escape

Away from the man made.

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Emerald Dragon

Drive into the nexus

Forged

By the emerald dragon

Who feeds off the free will of man

Awakened

Metallic chariot

In the pursuit of bouillon

A thriving hunger has caused

Blinding of the mind’s eye

Pursue

Endeavors

To navigate

Other worldly journeys

In the attempt to find

Manifest destiny

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Thank you to Matt Tompkins for sharing these photos of his morning commute.

Catfish

catfish

Omnipotent

Omnipresence

Reaction

Based on first impressions

Said she wanted too

Said she seen your face

Do you believe in miracles

How else could I feel this way

Habitual

Morning ritual

Situation critical

She was digital

Movement was fluid

Thoughts were congruent

Knew you could do it

Put your wrist into it

Omnipotent

Omnipresence

Reaction

Based on first impressions

Said she wanted too

Said she seen your face

Do you believe in miracles

How else could I feel this way

Light house

On the coast of virtuosity

Beacon of my love

Expressed through text messaging

Do you believe in the lonely ones

Lost out in the deep blue sea

Catfish

Calling out to me

Omnipotent

Omnipresence

Reaction

Based on first impressions

Said she wanted too

Said she seen your face

Do you believe in miracles

How else could I feel this way

There seemed to be

E-harmony

That old dude

Scares the hell out of me

Applied science

Human chemistry

Profile cast out

Into the deep

Omnipotent

Omnipresence

Reaction

Based on first impressions

Said she wanted too

Said she seen your face

Do you believe in miracles

How else could I feel this way

When was the last time

You stared into the coals

When was the last time

You collected tinder for a fire of your own

Fairly certain

If you swipe to the right

Obligation

Of fornication tonight

Omnipotent

Omnipresence

Reaction

Based on first impressions

Said she wanted too

Said she seen your face

Do you believe in miracles

How else could I feel this way

Opposable thumbs

Used to conversate

Reel her in

For our first date

Table for two

Just sit and wait

Hour hand is mocking you

Close your eyes and commiserate

Omnipotent

Omnipresence

Reaction

Based on first impressions

Said she wanted too

Said she seen your face

Do you believe in miracles

How else could I feel this way

A True Yankees Fan

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Apparently, fashioning the sticker on the brim of a hat has been a fad since the 80’s.  It all started with leaving tags on popular items from companies such as Nike, Starter, Adidas, Reebok, so on and so forth.  I’m a die hard Baltimore Orioles fan so when I saw my co-worker wearing a Yankees hat with the sticker on the brim it led to this conversation.

Jfreshly: Sup Matheno nice hat bro

Matheno: Thanks man!

Jfreshly: Hey Matheno I’ve been meaning to ask you something.

Matheno:  Yeah?

Jfreshly:  Well, I was wondering what the reason is for leaving the sticker on the brim of the hat.  Is it because you plan on returning it after the season the Yankees just had?

Matheno:  Laughingly he says, “yeah man you got me.”

Orioles

After lunch I was parlaying cognitive NFL knowledge into fan duel lineups when Matheno swaggered back into the office.  The Co-workers and I were no longer blinded by sticker glare emanating from the brim of the evil empire’s cap.  His fandom became quite evident.  I could feel the pride in his cissy strut (insert Meters reference here) as he entered his workstation.

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Matheno and I are pretty tight so its all in good fun.  I did crack up quite a bit when he rolled back in to the office after he removed the sticker from the brim.

While writing this blog post I did a bit of research and found this tidbit on Wikipedia, “After beginning play in Baltimore, Maryland as the Baltimore Orioles in 1901, the club moved to New York two years later and became the Highlanders; in 1913, the team changed its nickname to the Yankees.”  So basically we are baseball brothers from another mother!

He could have brought up how the Yankees have won 18 division titles, 40 AL pennants, and 27 World Series championships, all of which are Major League Baseball records.   Instead he removed the sticker to let me know he took his team seriously and I respect that. He knew I was ecstatic that the Orioles had won the division pennant after a 17 year drought.   I guess he will wear that brim like a badge of honor.  It’s more enjoyable to joke with him about the sticker water mark anyways.  🙂

Friends

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Hydraulics

Did they not know

About the glacial melt ice flow?

Scientists lost control

Fortune teller could not see

Ancestral vision of the next generation

Confidential Hypothesis

Government blinded by

Economics

Price of progress

Climate acceleration thesis

Incubation of gases

Carbon foot prints

Created by

Zombies in cubicles

Forced out of their paper cages

Become

Environmental migrants

Of

Unsustainable habitats

Following

The hydraulics

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