Gay Cows

gaychicken

It was back in the day when Chik-Fil-A

Admitted they opposed gay marriages

Three blind mice on capital hill

Defense of Marriage Act

Proved they were STRAIGHT up savages

What would our children think

If they went to our parks

Only to see couples of the same sex

Pushing empty carriages

A fathers disappointment

Keeps skeletons in closets

Back in the day

On the streets of Baltimore

There was no love for faggots

Nowadays you can go to Mt. Vernon

Lovers of the same sex walk hand in hand

Who openly share the same mattresses

Who are we to judge

The decision of the double helix

Life is to short

Love whomever you want

If that is how you feel it.

© 2014 Jfreshly Modern Linguistics Song Blog. All Rights Reserved.​

Advertisements