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kingofhearts

There I was in the den of thieves

The great paper chase

Land where a nice rack refers to

A plastic tray

If Lady Luck is  on your side

Full of clay

King of hearts a stoic monarch

Suicidal tendencies

For its a sad day

When the rack you desire

Does not refer to Jessica

What a beautiful rabbit.

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Freud

slimer

In the recessions of the deep

How many leagues down will you fathom

 Burning desire emanates from the esophagus

Years of repressed thought

Success, happiness, love all a delusion

Subconscious is maintained and facilitated by imagination

SLIMER: I’m not afraid of no ghosts (One of the best ghosts in the world created in the Ghost Buster Franchise)

Lovable green ooze from a time of innocence

Travels from the unconscious to the subconscious

Ghost whisperer

Has determined

Laziness is the drug

Desire then becomes pain

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Captcha

captcha

Captcha: (An acronym for “Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart”) is a type of challenge-response test used in computing to determine whether or not the user is human.

sadrobot

A delightful discussion is under way

Create an account to communicate

Answer the riddle for the troll

To Identify your soul

For its his duty to keep out the spam (Not to be confused with the delicious ham substitute)

A written decree

On the list of Craig

On the list of Angies

On forums across the inter-scape

Combat the mechanized

With randomness alphabetized

And if they figure out this code

Thumbprint identification is the way our species will know

Webmasters will take back control

With that a solemn vow

For at this time there are no bots allowed

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Patagonia Fleece Jacket

patagonia

I seek comfort

So I wear comfortable things

Soothing transmissions

A radio station of meds

Happiness exists

Broadcast the proper zen

Enduring renewal

Chemical make up

Between you and I

There is a Vas Deferens

Through tubes of Fallopian

You leave me coping

Waiting for the rush of utopian

I seek comfort

So I wear comfortable things

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Jelly and Peanut Butter Sandwiches

PBJ

Iggly

Wiggly

This peanut butter be jiggly

Giggly

Siggilly

This jelly be jiggly

In between two pieces of whole wheat bread

Devoured deliciously

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Iggly

Iggly (のりまき, Norimaki) is a jock penguin villager. As a jock villager, he will appear friendly and competitive towards the player. His English name is based on the word “igloo”, and his catchphrase is based on “waddling”, the way that penguins walk. His Japanese name refers to a type of sushi, which may or may not contain fish, as well as the common Japanese name, “Noriaki.” He debuts in Animal Crossing: City Folk, and reappears in Animal Crossing: New Leaf.

Ivory Fresh

vampite

The deceitful have spoken

Caged animals to appease a sickness

Behind these bars is a mentality

Once the mentor now the student

Regimented coercion

Physiological foundations

Tear down its prey

Blood rivers sift off a chin

Terrible interpretations of the “Twilight” saga

Thee offspring of bath salts.

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Half Moon Stool

bluemoon

On a bar stool surrounded by strangers

 SIPS

Remembering the days of the juice box

Millennium passes

Age like fine wine

Orange slice has made love to the glass

Lips shutter under the blue moon

Glance to the left

Diamond sponsored earlobe

Alas if she could only hear these thoughts

Tumbleweed rolls

Matchmaker is digital

Era has ended

If you want to sing to this lonely dove

Feel her earlobe embrace the kiss

Close your eyes and imagine

When will you be coming home tonight?

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CAPS LOCK

capslock

Why are you yelling?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN EXACTLY?

THIS IS HOW I ALWAYS TYPE.

WITH AUTHORITY.

I’M A WALKING CAPS LOCK.

THAT’S MY IMAGE.

MY SCHTICK.

I AM CAPS LOCK.

Please!

If you could stop the emphasizations I would appreciate it.

I can barely read what your typing with all that yelling.

Your fingers must be more worn out then the boat slaves from “Ben-Hur.”

REALLY DUDE “BEN-HUR” REFERENCES?

I’m sorry were you typing something.

I was trying to read it but it was so loud that I couldn’t quite understand the point you were trying to make.

IS THIS SOME SORT OF A RUSE?

Ohhh…

I accidentally had caps lock on sorry!

You’re so EMF.

Porque?

YOU’RE UNBELIEVABLE!

Could you please keep it down.

I’m on the library computer.

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Dumplings

dumplings

Stoney silence

Contained in this cage

Confounded by dumplings

Karmic Justice

For a crime against the forgotten

Which end of the pendulum do you swing?

Detached from the real

Imposed solidarity

Come to terms with the past

For if you delve into the previous continuum too often

You may become just another looped crescendo

That has been playing over and over as the record skips

The smooth operator has left the building

Obsessed by the monotonous

Or perhaps it could be

When the record finally stops

Brainwashed in the madness

Morph into a gaseous form

The great white pearly gates open in the big blue sky

No matter how far those visions of half truths become compressed

An Old Boy you will always be…

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White Flag

whiteflag

Brother Alias, “I need you to take a photo of the front of your license and send it to me for Comcast.”

Response courtesy of Jfreshly (yours truly)

In this world there is a constant battle between two sides.

One side is symbolized by the egg.

Then there is the side that aligns with the snake.

I can’t recall which side I’m fighting for.

But, what I do know is there is a point where you put down your guns, dispose of the bullets, and put up the white flag.

Today is that day.

You will get your picture with my license sent to you accordingly in a timely matter.

Be sure to tell those suckers at Comcast I no longer want to use their services.

Because they suck eggs not to be confused with actually being an egg of course which would be an entirely different awkward text message.

They can just suck them but not actually be them.

Which is the point I was trying to make coherently obvious.

This message was sent to you by the man with opposable thumbs.

(I’m listening to Jazz please don’t call the looney bin)

Sincerely your brother on this day of our lord.

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