It was somewhere in-between The Dick Van Dyke Show and The Lucile Ball Show when the LSD began kicking in
The television had been wide asleep since its conception
A ghost in the shell
Levitation is mesmerizing
Poltergeists play for keeps
These floating ghosts sure are a hungry bunch
Hacked into the old-school A & P commercials
And are now balls deep in the marshmallows on isle 6
The scheduled program is now the feature
Lucy’s ginger glory is up in smoke
The idea of vapor is emanating from the television
Eyes are popping out of the socket
As a young girl is encompassed by the invisible smog
What a long and crazy trip its been.
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