Ingest Creole

Ingest Creole

A Bone Doctor’s intelligence
Inspired by logic of the elements
Reality placed in a vat of Ju-Ju
Crystal Ball of the Queen of Voodou
Unsheathed necromantic alliance
Seance of spiritual science
Commands a headless chicken to do the Bernie
Witnessed by those that are not worthy (Wayne and Garth)
Artificial possessions
Without clear intentions
Protesters dressed as cows gather
With signs that read: Stop Harming Chickens is all that matters!
Incantations of the dark faith
Envoy of black magic non-enthusiast’s minds escape
To the fifth I plead
It’s just one long cup of tea.

 

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Ten Moments of Zen With Jfreshly

Ten Moments of Zen with Jfreshly

 

  1. To look at black and white photos of naked women is pleasant.
  2. My style be like Golden Axe when the joystick’s in motion. I be straight up kicking the shit out of these squirrels to get these potions
  3. Would Ancient Egyptians have liked the television series The X-Files?
  4. Eat lots of figs for good bowel movements.
  5. Breakfast and head is the reward for dealing with PMS once a month.
  6. If you’ve gone a month without a dose of Dr. Seuss your childhood is in jeopardy. (What is Lay out your booster Alex?  That’s correct for $1,000).
  7. The NAACP has asked its members to boycott “Black Friday” they have requested that the day after Thanks Giving simply be referred to as “Friday”.
  8. TMZ has reported, “This just in folks Sponge Bob Square Pants was caught shopping at Urban Outfitters while wearing circular pants”.
  9. Rendezvous at the land of lakes. If my memory serves correctly there will be attractive Indian women offering butter.
  10. For our first date, I’ll dress up like the penguin from Billy Madison, and pour us Manischewitz by waterfalls.

 

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A Jelly Fish in the Wind

A Jelly Fish in the Wind

Vibration of the groove

Tentacles Produce old school nostalgia

New school vinyl the variance of rhythmic ratios

Played on ridges covered in atmosphere

As glass animals let out of their cages

Drop into the trenches of marinara sauce

Sea floors; To watch feet move in the current

The range overlooks the grind of the sentimental

Ideas of the Ink Panther

Felt tip pen of the maritime

Documentary: The Coral Jungle Ascendancy

Surpasses the cultural exchange

Pulse of the crosswinds

Loneliness of the timeless

The phantom: Lost in the distance

Vast pin drops in the long sprint

A man who is revered yells, “The jelly is coming.”

A conch plays sound-waves in the echo

Stories on the scrolls of lost sea salt

Legacy of the transparent exoskeleton

The heart of Atlantis revealed

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Tea Master

Teahouse

Sacred black dragon

Cultivates a legacy

In the Wuyi Mountains

The birds once dormant

Relaxed in the steam

Fly out of the kettle

When induced by the heat

A Gongfu tea ceremony

On the bamboo stage

Let the green oolong soak

Feng shui of the pour

The taste of the orient

Strength of tradition

Restore balance

Commune with nature

Heal the inner sanctum

Wellspring in the sip

A toast

To good health

Good fortune to all

And to all

Good fortune

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Teamaster

Presence of the Game Master

Presence of the Game Master

The scent of jelly beans
Trapped in a mason jar
Wrapped in a Bow
Placed underneath a Pine tree
Hallmark moments
Aligned with the stars
Courage of the Red Power Ranger
Spirituality of the Green Power Ranger
Elegance of the Pink Power Ranger
Morph mightily and Bandai together
All Hail! Zorgon the Lord
Tyco-on of industry
Yellow bulldozer
BATTLETECH: NO GUTS, NO GALAXY
Diesel Locomotives
Machinery of adolescence
The same as my bro-has
Orb of Winter: The tale of the polar bear in the long frost
Orbs of Chaos and Confetti rain down on field of play
Like an angry gamer throwing a bag full of D-20’s in the vicinity of opposition
The Bonsai orb (“Zur once said Eternal life is worth any sacrifice.”)
A lotus of blackness — The flower harnesses
Red Orbs of Mana
Green Orbs of Mana
White Orbs of Mana
Blue Orbs of Mana
Black Orbs of Mana
Hover on the back drop of the random
As the grey matter spits
The color of my childhood rainbow

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Zansabar: the Curator of Hallucination’s Game House

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Zansabar the Curator of Hallucinations and The Drunken Game-Master sit down for some afternoon tea.

In moments of zen

As they pretend

The wormhole activates in brain space

Zansabar the Curator of Hallucinations, “We’re in bat country!”
“Why have you not summoned the Wyvern?”
The Drunken Game-Master holds a NES Original Controller. Also, its important to note that he’s wearing the patented “Mythril Tank Top” (also referred to as a wife beater by the pundits of popular culture).

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The Drunken Game-Master responded with a delightful request,”Pound cake and lemonade sire?”

Moments of hypothetical hysteria diffused by positive reinforcement
It’s an important lesson to be learned
When the bender is real
Deep discussion of theoretical significance

Recent topics include:
1. Baby porcupines still hurt when you try to hug them?

baby porcupine    It was decided through hours of random incantations of the English vocabulary that indeed even though a baby porcupine is very cute to hug one…really hug one…would be painful.

2. Cloudy hallways tended by lovable teddy bears in cars that run on cartoon clouds.

Skeltorcarebarecloud   This brought on many words which described the philosophy of ‘Cheer Bear’ vs ‘Grumpy Bear’ and the race of destiny.  It was finally agreed upon that ‘Grumpy Bear’ had the driving abilities to win the race but at the end of the day they’d both preferred to live the lifestyle of ‘Cheer Bear’.  For reasons that no one can remember.

3. Candy Land has run out of the gooey gooey gum drops.

KingKandy     Zansabar pulls a purple card and curses in the name of “King Kandy” the lost king of Candy Land.  For he is far behind in this duel of Land Candy.  The Drunken Game Master found a whistle and somehow has warped passed Candy Land World all together. The Drunken Game Master and Bowser be chillen at the castle having tea time with a real life princess!

Zansabar, “Purple square is a shot of adrenal gland…Right?”
A high stakes game of intake.
Are we here?
Are we part of something bigger?
Is there anybody out there? (Insert trippy music emoticon here.)
Over 50 shades of whiskey the conversation turns.
Holli Would gets off…of the Italian leather sectional and laughs.
Zansabar says, “Whats 67 inches by 55 inches and has 24 colored circles my dear.”
“Twister you say?” as she looks back over her shoulder.
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This request is most reasonable.
I’ll require more martinis however.

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