Ten Moments of Zen with Jfreshly
- To look at black and white photos of naked women is pleasant.
- My style be like Golden Axe when the joystick’s in motion. I be straight up kicking the shit out of these squirrels to get these potions
- Would Ancient Egyptians have liked the television series The X-Files?
- Eat lots of figs for good bowel movements.
- Breakfast and head is the reward for dealing with PMS once a month.
- If you’ve gone a month without a dose of Dr. Seuss your childhood is in jeopardy. (What is Lay out your booster Alex? That’s correct for $1,000).
- The NAACP has asked its members to boycott “Black Friday” they have requested that the day after Thanks Giving simply be referred to as “Friday”.
- TMZ has reported, “This just in folks Sponge Bob Square Pants was caught shopping at Urban Outfitters while wearing circular pants”.
- Rendezvous at the land of lakes. If my memory serves correctly there will be attractive Indian women offering butter.
- For our first date, I’ll dress up like the penguin from Billy Madison, and pour us Manischewitz by waterfalls.
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