Ambient Virus

thecrow

Photo Credit: Brian Hal Schneider

Low flying nimbus
In the gradual decay of light
A poison laced virus
Delivered by the serpent
Derived by the beast
Chaotic head waves
CRASH
Into fields of well kept curiosity
A face in morning dew
The perpetual sweaty lip
Evaporates
As the fever lifts.
How did I get to this place?

 

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Oath of the Gatewatch

This poem was submitted by the poet: Eldraziwitz
magiccard

I got dat Godddd speak
I am dat cardddd geek
Talk to me
Speak through me
Let the divine run through me
Let the divine run through my spine
Let "Dat" flow through my toes
Give me dat Goddd pool
Give me dat Goddd deck
Give me dat Goddd build
Give me dat Goddd draw
Let the magic become: Magic
Let the pool influence our duels
Let us take them to school 
And let our pool become the fuel 
That influences the duel
That makes winning the rule 
In our wizardly school
--DC Champs--

Today is the first day of Grand Prix: Washington D.C.
Over 5,000 wizards will be in attendance 
The game to be played is Magic: The Gathering
This poem is an expression of the emotion felt going into a big event

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Helium Subtext

Helium Subtext

What's real
Is the dance
Levels of thought
Constantly fought
Technological inventions
With the best intentions
I'd like to interject
A suggestion
Let the music play
Fade the wastes
Don't let the refrain
Tear you down
Generations lost
At such a holo-cost
In the springtime
To sit in a room
Is against the grain
Lack of sunlight
Jack Nicholson insane (The Shining)
Think
Why was the world made?
Trajectory of the mirror
Gnarled face
Ready for the great escape
One day fame
A freestyle 
Derived on the foundations of 
Free will might just
Change the game

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A Song for Springtime

 

Re-post: The weather has been delightful here in Baltimore (Charm City) this week so it seemed like a good time to post “A Song for Springtime” once again.  This is my favorite time of the year.  Being an avid hiker I can go long distances in the 71 to 69 degree heat without worrying about the inevitability of insect invasion.  Modern Linguistics is an extension of a stream of my conscientiousness and I’m quite pleased to share it with those willing to enjoy the randomness of creativity.  My mind is a candy dispenser and the words are the gum balls.  Enjoy 🙂

 

I dunno

Are you down with the music baby

I dunno

She’s driving me crazy

I dunno

I thought I was the one

I’m not the one

I dunno

Are you down with the music baby

I dunno

She’s driving me crazy

I dunno

I thought I was the one

I’m not the one

To and fro

Down a windy road

Made of stoned

A long time ago

Leads down to the cave

What a wonderful place

You can tell by

the smile on my face

She said

I am the one

I am the one

Ohhhhhhhh

I feel great

I hear that love affects the weather these days

mhmmmmmmmmmm

Ohhhhhhhh

I feel great

I hear that love affects the weather these days

mhmmmmmmmmmm

From the cave

Into outer space

Solar Eclipse and the mists

Earthquakes and lunatics

Excessiveness of the man-made

All seem to fade away

As we watch one sunset

They choose to create

I dunno

Are you down with the music baby

I dunno

She’s driving me crazy

I dunno

I thought I was the one

I’m not the one

I dunno

Are you down with the music baby

I dunno

She’s driving me crazy

I dunno

I thought I was the one

I’m the one

Ohhhhhhhh

I feel great

I hear that love affects the weather these days

mhmmmmmmmmmm

Ohhhhhhhh

I feel great

I hear that love affects the weather these days

mhmmmmmmmmmm

Ohhhhhhhh

I feel great

I hear that love affects the weather these days

mhmmmmmmmmmm

Ohhhhhhhh

I feel great

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Enthusiastic Salesman

Enthusiastic Salesman

 

Orgasm of a capitalist
Quantified by profits
The wheels are in motion
Can’t stop it
I’m gonna sell
Bananas to monkeys at the zoo
Orangutans booze
James Dean some new moves
Sea shells to sea shores
Electricity to chords
Nails to boards
Toupee’s to Trump
Hard rock to punks
Willie Nelson some preemo skunk
Rabbit some TRIX
Dolly Parton some new tits
A drunkard his next piss
Mario karts
Noah the ark
Winter to Starks
Ruffles to ridges
Breadcrumbs to pigeons
Electrons to fission
The sale is finalized
By a split decision

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Pause for a Station Break

Why hello there its yours truly Jfreshly bringing you a station break.  A Pause in the Modern Linguistics: Song Blog flow.  Recently a user that goes by the moniker of Donnie Jerko submitted a few interesting comments.  I choose not to allow these comments because his name “Donnie Jerko” when clicked would take you to an adult film oriented website.

This user realized this apparent comment denial and proceeded to send another comment which suggested much anger and aggression towards Jfreshly.  This blog is about creativity and enjoying the language of letters.  With-in that logic I feel it would go against the grain and ideals of this blog not to share them.

This blog does not and will not promote any pornographic or illegal websites.  That reason and that reason alone is why I did not accept these comments.  Enjoy your moment in the sun Donnie Jerko.  I hope this blog post brings you much happiness.

You never know who you will meet in the world of blogging.  #LOL

https://jfreshly.wordpress.com/2016/02/27/socket-madness/ (This is the original post to which the comments were posted).

– 2016/03/01 at 12:56 am

Donnie Jerko

My pussy has a first name its J-E-l-l-O. My wiener has a first name when I find it I will let you know. One time I frenched a tree, it wasn’t all that and later that day I found out I was allergic to poison sumac, Yankees batman its time to leave.

– John

– 2016/03/01 at 3:48 pm

Donnie Jerko

You dodgy tosser, I get off a plane from Disney World expecting my haiku to be posted and you deny me my freedom. I was relating to being stuck on a plane you wanker, YOU will pay for this denial. Every hour you do not post this a cat will get petted, every day that goes by a pancake will die, I will pull up this blog on screens around the world and smash the screen. Who are you to deny people their comments, those are their comments, they own them. You barnacle bill free speech impeding bastard, you have no right, you are not the beak although you probably do wear a curly wig quite often, neigh, What was that? Caligula’s horse just told you fuck off you Yankee candle buying arsemonger. Ohhh look at me come post a comment, wait no let me read it first and then Ill decide if it is good enough for me manky blog. You cocked up big time by doing this matey, Ill give you so many viruses it will make ancient Babylon look like playgroup. your no better than those cheese eating surrender monkeys across the pond, you will feel the full wrath I curse you from this tosh to the slag you romp every fortnight. You will taste fish and chips for eternity, your teeth will surely rot and you wank will fall off because you are not a beak, you are not a judge, you are just a no good word panderer with one good eye. Prepare matey, prepare.

-John

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On a side note I just found out you can go into admin and delete the URL linked to their screen name.  My bad dude #LOL.