Happy Umbilical Cord Release Day
I was a fetus once
In a 1980’s shoe box
Proof of infancy
Units of parental guidance
Have provided refreshments
As the light is dimmed
On top of a moist Betty Crocker
The seance begins
Someone cut the cord on this shindig
I think I’m going to need a drink.
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