Zansabar the Curator of Hallucinations and The Drunken Game-Master sit down for some afternoon tea.
In moments of zen
As they pretend
The wormhole activates in brain space
Zansabar the Curator of Hallucinations, “We’re in bat country!”
“Why have you not summoned the Wyvern?”
The Drunken Game-Master holds a NES Original Controller. Also, its important to note that he’s wearing the patented “Mythril Tank Top” (also referred to as a wife beater by the pundits of popular culture).
The Drunken Game-Master responded with a delightful request,”Pound cake and lemonade sire?”
Moments of hypothetical hysteria diffused by positive reinforcement
It’s an important lesson to be learned
When the bender is real
Deep discussion of theoretical significance
Recent topics include:
1. Baby porcupines still hurt when you try to hug them?
It was decided through hours of random incantations of the English vocabulary that indeed even though a baby porcupine is very cute to hug one…really hug one…would be painful.
2. Cloudy hallways tended by lovable teddy bears in cars that run on cartoon clouds.
This brought on many words which described the philosophy of ‘Cheer Bear’ vs ‘Grumpy Bear’ and the race of destiny. It was finally agreed upon that ‘Grumpy Bear’ had the driving abilities to win the race but at the end of the day they’d both preferred to live the lifestyle of ‘Cheer Bear’. For reasons that no one can remember.
3. Candy Land has run out of the gooey gooey gum drops.
Zansabar pulls a purple card and curses in the name of “King Kandy” the lost king of Candy Land. For he is far behind in this duel of Land Candy. The Drunken Game Master found a whistle and somehow has warped passed Candy Land World all together. The Drunken Game Master and Bowser be chillen at the castle having tea time with a real life princess!
Zansabar, “Purple square is a shot of adrenal gland…Right?”
A high stakes game of intake.
Are we here?
Are we part of something bigger?
Is there anybody out there? (Insert trippy music emoticon here.)
Over 50 shades of whiskey the conversation turns.
Holli Would gets off…of the Italian leather sectional and laughs.
Zansabar says, “Whats 67 inches by 55 inches and has 24 colored circles my dear.”
“Twister you say?” as she looks back over her shoulder.
This request is most reasonable.
I’ll require more martinis however.
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