Pause for a Station Break

Why hello there its yours truly Jfreshly bringing you a station break.  A Pause in the Modern Linguistics: Song Blog flow.  Recently a user that goes by the moniker of Donnie Jerko submitted a few interesting comments.  I choose not to allow these comments because his name “Donnie Jerko” when clicked would take you to an adult film oriented website.

This user realized this apparent comment denial and proceeded to send another comment which suggested much anger and aggression towards Jfreshly.  This blog is about creativity and enjoying the language of letters.  With-in that logic I feel it would go against the grain and ideals of this blog not to share them.

This blog does not and will not promote any pornographic or illegal websites.  That reason and that reason alone is why I did not accept these comments.  Enjoy your moment in the sun Donnie Jerko.  I hope this blog post brings you much happiness.

You never know who you will meet in the world of blogging.  #LOL

https://jfreshly.wordpress.com/2016/02/27/socket-madness/ (This is the original post to which the comments were posted).

– 2016/03/01 at 12:56 am

Donnie Jerko

My pussy has a first name its J-E-l-l-O. My wiener has a first name when I find it I will let you know. One time I frenched a tree, it wasn’t all that and later that day I found out I was allergic to poison sumac, Yankees batman its time to leave.

– John

– 2016/03/01 at 3:48 pm

Donnie Jerko

You dodgy tosser, I get off a plane from Disney World expecting my haiku to be posted and you deny me my freedom. I was relating to being stuck on a plane you wanker, YOU will pay for this denial. Every hour you do not post this a cat will get petted, every day that goes by a pancake will die, I will pull up this blog on screens around the world and smash the screen. Who are you to deny people their comments, those are their comments, they own them. You barnacle bill free speech impeding bastard, you have no right, you are not the beak although you probably do wear a curly wig quite often, neigh, What was that? Caligula’s horse just told you fuck off you Yankee candle buying arsemonger. Ohhh look at me come post a comment, wait no let me read it first and then Ill decide if it is good enough for me manky blog. You cocked up big time by doing this matey, Ill give you so many viruses it will make ancient Babylon look like playgroup. your no better than those cheese eating surrender monkeys across the pond, you will feel the full wrath I curse you from this tosh to the slag you romp every fortnight. You will taste fish and chips for eternity, your teeth will surely rot and you wank will fall off because you are not a beak, you are not a judge, you are just a no good word panderer with one good eye. Prepare matey, prepare.

-John

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On a side note I just found out you can go into admin and delete the URL linked to their screen name.  My bad dude #LOL.

 

When I’m with you girl

I want you
Wanted you to know
When I’m with you girl
I get excited
Yeah and I kinda like it
I want you
Wanted you to know
When I’m with you girl
I get excited
Yeah and I kinda like it
Can we kick it old school as more than friends?
Waiting by my phone for text messages
Emoticons surrounded by an enthusiastic great!
Baby doll you be just like Frosted Flakes
I want you
Wanted you to know
When I’m with you girl
I get excited
Yeah and I kinda like it
I want you
Wanted you to know
When I’m with you girl
I get excited
Yeah and I kinda like it
Chillen on a bar stool in a crowded room
Feels like its just us two
Leans in for the whisper
Then I melt
That’s how I feel every time your near can’t you tell?
I want you
Wanted you to know
When I’m with you girl
I get excited
Yeah and I kinda like it
I want you
Wanted you to know
When I’m with you girl
I get excited
Yeah and I kinda like it
Every time we conversate
She seems to know what I’m going to say
Laughs at my jokes anyways
When we walk out of the bar holding hands
Baby doll you make me feel like I’m the man!
I want you
Wanted you to know
When I’m with you girl
I get excited
Yeah and I kinda like it
I want you
Wanted you to know
When I’m with you girl
I get excited
Yeah and I kinda like it
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Travel Gnome

travelgnome

There was a gnome

There was a man

Traveled all across this land

Sing it

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah yeah

Yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah

There was a man

There was a gnome

Traveled all across

The globe

Sing it

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

Caught up on the Rome

Meditation on a stone

On a foundation of the coliseum

Gladiators prefect the craft

To thwart the efforts of natures wrath

A mans freedom verse a Lions pride

Enjoy the show

Sit back and drink red wine

There was a gnome

There was a man

Traveled all across this land

Sing it

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah yeah

Yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah

There was a man

There was a gnome

Traveled all across

The globe

Sing it

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

A Chinese baby sings

From the land of the rising dong

You can always go to Bangkok

Anytime you want to come

On the search for the perfect cheek

To sing sweet nothings

But it always felt so wrong

Every time I sang her my songs

There was a gnome

There was a man

Traveled all across this land

Sing it

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah yeah

Yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah

There was a man

There was a gnome

Traveled all across

The globe

Sing it

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

When you feel the need to get weird

Head to Austin drink some beer

Limits of the city ghosts

Where the spirit of music roams

What would Barton Fink

Head Down to the springs

Bask in the shade

Of beautiful women all day

Jam out under the bridge for the bats

In an attempt to perfect the craft

If you feel life has lost control

Go where the music flows

There was a gnome

There was a man

Traveled all across this land

Sing it

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah yeah

Yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah

There was a man

There was a gnome

Traveled all across

The globe

Sing it

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah

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Vividly

vividly

I die inside each day oh yeah

I die inside each day oh yeah

I’m fine and I’m free

I’m blind can not see

I die in the dream

So vividly

I die inside each day oh yeah

I die inside each day oh yeah

I’m fine and I’m free

I’m blind can not see

I die in the dream

So vividly

I want to know what love

Like I never felt this way before

I want to know what love is

With a girl I adore

I want to know what love is

Well and furthermore

I want to know what love is

With the girl that lives next door

Were in the middle

She’s in the middle

Of natures riddle

One more time

There is nothing wrong

With makin a lil bit of lovin

Walkin down the road

And

With a strut in your step

Oh your hands are cold tonight

A man trying to set the mood just right

Were in the middle

She’s in the middle

Of natures riddle

One more time

There is nothing wrong

With mak’in a lil bit of lov’in

And

Walk’in down the road

With a strut in your step

Oh your hands are cold tonight

A man trying to set the mood just right

Give me some lov’in

Give me your sugar

Think nothing of it

One more time

Give me some lov’in

Give me your sugar

Think nothing of it

One more time

I want to every day

I want you every day

For the rest of my life

I want to every day

I want you every day

For the rest of my life

I die inside each day oh yeah

I die inside each day oh yeah

I’m fine and I’m free

I’m blind can not see

I die in the dream

So vividly

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They’re going down

lipstick

She’s going down

down

down

tonight

She’s going down

down

down

tonight

Love me Tender

Love me sweet

Who knew Jill

Would be such a freak in the sheets

Her old man Jack

was doing a stint

For Jumping over candlesticks

She’s going down

Down

Down

Tonight

She’s going down

Down

Down

Tonight

Riesling consumed to set the mood

On the rim of a glass is a shade of rouge

Made the first move

Smooth and fresh

 Pulls down the zipper

Her eyes suggest

A sensual

Conquest

She’s going down

Down

Down

Tonight

They’re is going down

Down

Down

Tonight

He’s going down

Down

Down

Tonight

 Love to make you wet

Were just one Percocet away from really great sex

Love it when kitty gets bobafetted

Always caress labia with Jedi etiquette

Gotta Use the proper technique

To locate the spot of G

He’s going down

Down

Down

Tonight

He’s going down

Down

Down

Tonight

Place the pillow by her feet

Make sure to keep eye contact as you get on your knees

Use your mouth to unbutton her favorite jeans

Take her undies off with your teeth

Keep your cool as you learn Victoria’s Secret

Exhale against her thigh

Call me Captain Jack Sparrow

Cause I’m

Going down to find the pearl

Not coming up for air until I’ve rocked her world.

They’re going down

Down

Down

Tonight

They’re going down

Down

Down

Tonight

We’re going down

Down

Down

Tonight

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Prom Queen

PromQueen

Can’t forget her

Memory won’t let yah

She’s a star

But she don’t know

It was you was you

It was you was you

Seen on her on the TV

Knew her when she was the prom queen

It was you was you

From the corner of my eye

First girl to believe in me for a long time

One Look

Zoolander in a vision

Bolt of lightning now I am smitten

Where is the media to report

This next line to the court

I am the king

I am I am

I am the king

 Really wanted to take you home

Feels the vibe

Digs my dress code

Down with me when I am in my mode

Try to find myself when I’m all alone

Hidden in images beyond the TV

Talk to her through broken mirrors and these dreams

I want to be the star

Reporting news of love from shore to shore

I am the king

I am I am

I am the King the king the king

Dance with me prom queen

Prom queen

Prom queen

Prom queen

I am the one.

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Ebb and Flow

ghost

Don’t Come Between Us

Don’t Come Between Us

Don’t Come Between Us

Anymore

It’s in my head

Don’t Come Between Us

Don’t Come Between Us

Don’t Come Between Us

Anymore

It’s in my head

I thought you might like to know

It’s in my head and its at an ebb and flow

It’s the way of the world

The eyes of a gurl

Whatever it takes to rock your world

Don’t Come Between Us

Don’t Come Between Us

Don’t Come Between Us

Anymore

It’s in my head

I knew a girl that reminded me of a crab

Worth her wait three times in gold

 Desired by many men

You can roll up to the bar and spit some jive

Just don’t by her a beer

she’ll eat you alive

She would dredge the depths

Try to find any man

she could catch

Don’t Come Between Us

Don’t Come Between Us

Don’t Come Between Us

Anymore

It’s in my head

Don’t Come Between Us

Don’t Come Between Us

Don’t Come Between Us

Anymore

It’s in my head

I thought you might like to know

It’s in my head and its at an ebb and flow

It’s the way of the world

The eyes of a gurl

Whatever it takes to rock your world

Don’t Come Between Us

Don’t Come Between Us

Don’t Come Between Us

Anymore

It’s in my head

I knew a gurl with bunny slopes down her cheeks

She would cry all the time

Just never in front of me

Every time I try to console

Pushed me away

Saying you just never know

I guess when you keep things inside

You end up crying alone

all of the time.

Don’t Come Between Us

Don’t Come Between Us

Don’t Come Between Us

Anymore

It’s in my head

Don’t Come Between Us

Don’t Come Between Us

Don’t Come Between Us

Anymore

It’s in my head

I thought you might like to know

It’s in my head and its at an ebb and flow

It’s the way of the world

The eyes of a gurl

Whatever it takes to rock your world

Don’t Come Between Us

Don’t Come Between Us

Don’t Come Between Us

Anymore

It’s in my head

I knew a gurl that collected spoons

She would heat them up

Then the needle would consume

Down to the WIRE she would say

Try to make it through the day

before her soul would break

Don’t Come Between Us

Don’t Come Between Us

Don’t Come Between Us

Anymore

It’s in my head

Don’t Come Between Us

Don’t Come Between Us

Don’t Come Between Us

Anymore

It’s in my head

I thought you might like to know

It’s in my head and its at a ebb and flow

It’s the way of the world

The eyes of a gurl

Whatever it takes to rock your world

Don’t Come Between Us

Don’t Come Between Us

Don’t Come Between Us

Anymore

It’s in my head

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