Presence of the Game Master

Presence of the Game Master

The scent of jelly beans
Trapped in a mason jar
Wrapped in a Bow
Placed underneath a Pine tree
Hallmark moments
Aligned with the stars
Courage of the Red Power Ranger
Spirituality of the Green Power Ranger
Elegance of the Pink Power Ranger
Morph mightily and Bandai together
All Hail! Zorgon the Lord
Tyco-on of industry
Yellow bulldozer
BATTLETECH: NO GUTS, NO GALAXY
Diesel Locomotives
Machinery of adolescence
The same as my bro-has
Orb of Winter: The tale of the polar bear in the long frost
Orbs of Chaos and Confetti rain down on field of play
Like an angry gamer throwing a bag full of D-20’s in the vicinity of opposition
The Bonsai orb (“Zur once said Eternal life is worth any sacrifice.”)
A lotus of blackness — The flower harnesses
Red Orbs of Mana
Green Orbs of Mana
White Orbs of Mana
Blue Orbs of Mana
Black Orbs of Mana
Hover on the back drop of the random
As the grey matter spits
The color of my childhood rainbow

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The Regurgitation of Words

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The walls of my mind are caving in

Claustrophobia is setting in

As instrumental beats are played in the streets

We walk in unison with the swagger

To spit hot jelly out of the thin air

Alphabetic anonymous

Randomness hypotheses

Merchant scrolls delivered by

Flying hippopotamus (Better known as the Phelddagrif)

Thee memoirs of dreams

Resemble stardust

Falling

Into the prospects of the future

Sudden vertigo

A cold sweat

Awaken to a grip of claimed pennies

Earned throughout the duration of the realness

Thrown into the fountain of many wishes

On a whim of seduction

I dream of genies but seek words with meaning

Hope is a powerful thing.

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Bogarden2 vs Bogarden3 AN EPIC CONFRONTATION

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I wanted to give some love to my good friend at https://waldendrive.wordpress.com/ French Tree (markeliotwrites).  On a blog post “CHAT: Bogarden3” we have had a very fun and interesting comment chain.  I wanted to share as a blog post because I rather enjoyed it and this blog “Modern Linguistics” is all about sharing creativity.  If you don’t play Magic: The Gathering or never have then this may seem a bit foreign to you.  Never the less you should enjoy it!  Feel free to continue with the epic battle in the comment section!  We’re closing in on Bogarden2 its only a matter of time!  If you’re interested in getting caught up on what is going on here is the link to the original post. https://jfreshly.wordpress.com/2015/05/30/chat-bogarden3/

Key: Bogarden3 and or French Tree’s parts are in Bold.  Sofaknight and or Jfreshly’s part is italicized.

Yeah, had to bury Bogarden1
But Bogarden2 is still on the loose
Just like my play
Need to tighten it up
It’s all about the gang-affiliated hype
Seeking the treasure with the rest of the brethren
Bound for the Lonestar state to participate in the origin of the masses
And rise from the ashes
A glowing bird

Just got an address for Bogarden2. Rendezvous at the land of lakes. If my memory serves correctly there will be attractive Indian women offering butter. I’ll make sure to bring dough for biscuits. As for Bogarden2: level 2 protocol is in order. I have initiated Voltron Strike Force Activate on Bogarden2. I did not want to be the one to break this too you. They are holding the entire Welch’s Grape Jelly plant hostage. I’m not sure how it leaked sir. But, they have got the jelly.

We must convene with the five orbs to summon the most dastardly of butter dragons to spit flames of canola upon the planeswalker they call Bogarden2…

This just in: a merfolk from Welch’s has tapped out a signal to our Ghitu encampment. It appears that Bogarden2 was cloned by a devious Vesuvian – shapeshifting with the blood moon … Howling beyond lung capacity until he went berserk… Only to be miraculously recovered – stronger than ever, poured on popcorn like primordial ooze … Devoured in an eyeblight massacre by an army of 400 deep shadow elves… I don’t know how they were able to get this signal out, but I can only assume it was in a fog… We must prepare our Voltron forces to strike before the fog wears off and darkness sets in… Are you with me?

I hear you loud and clear sir. We’re fighting tooth and nail down here and were almost out of mana. That Zuran Orb we stole from the trinket mage has left our supplies completely depleted. It got us through the worst of times converting all that sour jelly from the great Welch’s siege into a usable food resource. Now I fear we must strike based on your counter intelligence . How you were able to delve through the enemy’s Intel to dig through the time tables was next to a miracle. As for the Elves of the Deep Shadow your numbers were a bit off. It was over 4,000 but they have been dealt with. Get two birds stoned at once is the saying here at Modern Linguistics: legend of the five orbs portal. We once again called upon Eladamri to allow us to use his legions of Birchlore Rangers to tap down the Elves of the Deep Shadow. (Bow Chicka Bow Wow…Bow Chicka Bow Wow indeed) those Bircholore Rangers have always been effective for us this time the results were concise and victorious. All that tapping left the Vesuvian Shapeshifter completely depleted and when he called upon the trinket mage to gather his Zuran Orb…Well I think you don’t need me to paint that picture for you. Lets just say its safe to say he won’t be doing any mo tinkering soon yo. The time is now to Voltron Strike Force Activate. To finally rid us of this cowardly Bogarden2 that has thus far slipped through the grasp of the legion of the five orbs. May your prayers be with we us and your calculations accurate. For we strike at your word of command.

A CARRIER PIGEON HAS ARRIVED CARRYING A MERCHANT SCROLL. It’s written in blood! Please sofaknight – please decode this omen before the force of veil descend upon our city of brass…

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CHAT: Bogarden3

3:33 PM sofaknight:(The Flavor Flav of MTGO)  AKA The 8-4 Thrilla draft godzilla.

 CHAT : Bogarden3

Bring the people

hype

I’m Bogarden3 bitches cause I took out Bogarden1.

I’m the Max Payne of Hammers.

Merlin is my butler.

Hellkites make me laugh.

Atarka and I go way back.

The baddest cat

Took Nicol Bolas’s daughter out to prom.

Taught her all about dragon Pro-Recreation.

Mad Status

Board state crashes

I hold all the cards run all the gigs.

Dragon gigs of course.

Dromar hates it when we make him dress up like Santa Clause during Christmas.

Yo, drop the beat.

Yo, my puff be strong.

Magical.

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If you have made it this far then congratulations are in order.  Let me welcome you to the magical land.  Where the legend of the five orbs flows freely.  When going into an event as a spectator its always important to remember to hype up your friends.  Especially when the gatherings are magical.

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