The Big Queef

The Big Queef

A wind gust
blows against my balls.
The smell, is where
the trouble started.
I realized she had just farted.

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Forbidden Love

Forbidden Love

I have so many songs to sing for you.

I have so many soft kisses for your cheeks.

I want to melt into your chest as you caress my back.

Hold you tightly for no other purpose then to feel your warmth.

To comfort you.

My loins are on fire for you.

My heart beats for you.

I walk slowly behind you in my dreams

So I can watch as you walk away in your favorite jeans.

You’re the cup of wine I want to drink.

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Walk into the bar

Chive

Biggie

Notorious

Factions of the distinguished

Brains dashed in mead

Pass in ambiguity

Ill never figure out this appeal

However

Enjoying the view of her dancing

Is quite exquisite

A stranger from Venus whom many might find attractive

Sponsors a leather burlap shirt that covers

Her nipples tightly

Abrupt stop

She has noticed the relocation of the iris

Caught red handed

Staring in bliss

But that’s the idea here right

It’s the essence of chives

Flaunt it in the name of infamy

Either way

I’m the benefactor.

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Peanut Butter Masquerade

*Alert*  If you’re not completely comfortable with your sexuality DO NOT.  I REPEAT.  Do not proceed with this post.

This is a freestyle to a beat in collaboration.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

nutty

Here is the original beat.

I’ve posted it here to help celebrate the potential of your fabulous freestyle career.

This is your chance to spit

Flow lyrically

Allow yourself to laugh at yourself

Speak in a foreign tongue

Sponsored by Webster’s

PLAY WITH CAUTION

Nutty JIF

Spread on mounds of venus

Thai Peanut Sauce

Poured over privates

In the pursuit of getting laid

Closet door conceals a hunger

That can’t be ignored

Claws delve

Flood gates lift

The republic of labia

Is open for business

Cat like reflexes

Kitty Meows

She moans

As a sandpaper tounge

Grips lips

Stop and pop

The pink love cave

Homoerectus

It’s amazing how women’s nakedness effects us

Peanut Butter Masquerade

Peanut Butter Masquerade

Mutha Fuka What

Peanut Butter Masquerade

Peanut Butter Masquerade

Mutha Fuka What

The things you do for the good love

The most important sex organ

Is the brain

In this madness

She’s got me throbbing

Indian style

Basking in the glow of a candle

Covered in flame

Fiery red against skin

Naked

Surrounded by wax

Eye witness to the scandal

Holding my Walter Conkrite

In a moment of monstrosity

Staring into crazy Asian eyes

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